One of the things that has had us all cracking up while we've been here is the signage. Since we stepped off the plane, we've been running into signs and giving them the Lynch interpretation. I think we're correct. Maybe not?
Only dapper ladies and gentlemen may pee here.
Exit with force.
Clutch bag and child and haul ass.
Do not even think about bringing your sour face in here.
While riding the walkway, look happy clutching an odd dog-shaped empty white space. And, don't kick or you'll get x'ed.
Do not walk your prancing puppy jauntily through here!
Do not use your camera or you will see stars.
Do not attempt to touch another person on the boob or your hand will be severed.
Do not shout in Egyptian garb or you will be speared in the headdress.
This is one of our faves- but alas we have no picture of it. It is: Keep your adorable cell phone with a very short antenna on sleep.
Touch this door and you will be forced into a very painful backbend.
I think we've been pretty accurate.
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